Happy Black Friday, everybody!  Hope you get lucky!

Mr. Turkey is thankful to be experiencing the feeling of flight for the first time. 

What are you thankful for today?  Happy Thanksgiving!

Revisionist history: 

“And then Myles Standish got jiggy with Squanto in Massasoit’s hot tub, where they tossed a salad.”

Happy Thanksgiving, you turkeys!

Family portrait. 

Happy Halloween, all you goblins!

And that’s how you do a super ollie flip.  Now you try, Belle #2.  Wanna do the stairs?

Uhh, I’m pretty sure my daughter’s going to hell for this piece.

Have you checked the children?

I knew I shouldn’t have trusted that fairy godmother to turn this pumpkin into a coach! Her wand said “Made in China.”

NAME THE MOVIE (very, very easy!)

“It’s a full moon…”
“Beware the moon…”
“And stick to the road. Oops.”
“I vote we go back to the Slaughtered Lamb.”

Sing it with me: 

Don’t go around tonight,
Well, it’s bound to take your life,
There’s a bad moon on the rise.
All right!

Ahroooooooo! 

Consider yourself warned.